Cowboy

So an interesting conversation was had between me and my coworkers. We started talking about the show the Bachelor, which somehow led to Carrie Underwood, which then led to my coworker saying, "I wonder what it would be like to have sex with a bowlegged guy?" We kind of just looked at her and started laughing. She used to work at another library and said this attractive bowlegged cowboy used to come in all the time. She then proceeded to do some demonstrations which I shouldn't mention. Since she is married and I am single, I told her to find me a bowlegged guy and I will take one for the team. It can't be a cowboy though.